A cartoon illustration of a melting, gray eyeball with red veins, dressed as a baseball player. The eyeball has a baseball cap with the initials 'SD', and is holding a baseball bat. It is making a gesture with one hand and has the words 'Western Metal Heads' in bold red graffiti-style text above it.
Set of three Western Metal Heads-themed chase cards, featuring cartoon characters with metallic heads, each with a different name.

Born from the toxic sludge of ten-thousand abandoned Chris Denorfia bobbleheads. Cursed by walk-off balks and mind-numbing bunts. Western Metal Heads is a satirical art project & collectible sticker series caught in the sad tentacles of San Diego baseball.

16 base cards, 2 chase cards, and still zero rings.

Image of a promotional card for a game called 16, featuring sticker cards and two secret chase cards.
Text announcing new sticker cards every Tuesday, with a large red number 2.
A sign with the message 'All cards retired after 1 week' in black and red text on a white background.
Text reading 'Limited Edition + Made to Order' arranged diagonally.

Western Metal Heads is an independent parody art project making original satirical designs. This work is not licensed, endorsed, or approved by Major League Baseball, the San Diego Padres, or any affiliated players, teams, or organizations.

Text graphic with the word "Officially" in cursive and "UNOFFICIAL" in bold capital letters on a curved banner, in black and yellow colors.